He didn't want to set it up; he knew how these things worked. All they want is to take your money, they come with all kinds of services for the inexperienced. He bought a drill, screws and nuts and got to work. When he had finished, fixed in the wall, a huge closet was enthroned. He took the first hanger with the intention of putting it inside when he had the revelation: this garbage had no doors. After the telephone conversation with the customer support lady, a team was sent home to find what's going on: "Sir, there is a door BEHIND the closet."
(Translated by Elena Creţu / University of Bucharest, Faculty of Foreign Languages and Literatures, MTTLC, year I / Corrected by Silvia Petrescu, coordinator of the translations)
*Versiunea în română a acestui text se poate citi aici, în rubrica Ficţiuni Reale.