I've got tattoos everywhere. Most of them on my arms and legs. Some on my neck too. I put Mickey and Daffy together, but I shouldn't. Because Daffy is with Bugs Bunny, and Mickey with Donald. I've got some more serious ones, with hearts and cars. And two pirates on my knees. I like them all, because they are colorful, and they are mine. Some of them are not placed right, and others are double, but that doesn't bother me. I keep the gum in a jar and have one at a time, because it's hard to chew too many at once. And mom says they cause tooth decay.
(Translated by Irina Bîlcan / University of Bucharest, Faculty of Foreign Languages and Literatures, MTTLC, year I / Corrected by Silvia Petrescu, coordinator of the translations)
*Versiunea în română a acestui text se poate citi aici, în rubrica Ficţiuni Reale.