Yes ma'am. No ma'am. No tattoos, but markings. No ma'am, not on the skin, on the pavement. With paint, yes. Not in black, 'the hell can you see if they're in black and white. They don't wipe out, you can pass over them with the car a thousand times and they won't disappear. No ma'am, we don't do horses or tigers. Wheeere? Ma'am, you're mocking me right now, how we're supposed to do markings on... my God.
Ghiţăăă, I told you that something is translated wrongly in that ad you put with "we mark zebras and hips". These chicks are driving me crazy.
(Translated by Irina Bîlcan / University of Bucharest, Faculty of Foreign Languages and Literatures, MTTLC, year I / Corrected by Silvia Petrescu, coordinator of the translations)
*Versiunea în română a acestui text se poate citi aici, în rubrica Ficţiuni Reale.