Until recently, I thought my sister-in-law had big tits, but I looked in the keyhole when she was in the shower. She puts water-filled balloons in her mother's bra. That's why she spends hours in the bathroom.
Yesterday, my father intended to make me sex education. He smiled slyly at me, that condoms are disposable, not to wash them, he saw some wet in the trash, he gives me as much as I want. I didn't reveal the stupid, but my father couldn't think of more in his stallion's head but to make me guilty of it. I'm getting ready to accidentally sting my sister.
(Translated by Irina Giurgiu / University of Bucharest, Faculty of Foreign Languages and Literatures, MTTLC, year I / Corrected by Silvia Petrescu, coordinator of the translations)
Real Fiction is a collective project started in 2013 by Florin Piersic Jr. The concept of Real Fiction continued to exist as a Facebook group, after a volume of stories was published at Humanitas Publishing House. (In January 2021, the group has 3.000 members.) The authors write ultra-short stories, setting their texts within the limit of 500 symbols (in Romanian language, so in English the limit might be a little different) - a flash-fiction exercise with an almost daily changed topic. The group's coordinators are Florin Piersic Jr., Gabriel Molnar, and Luchian Abel. (Drawing by Adrian T. Roman)
Versiunea în română a acestui text se poate citi aici, în rubrica Ficţiuni Reale.