Saint Peter. You followed the 10 commandments. You don't really fit in Heaven. How so? Yes, Vlad, there are 10 more, and you didn't obey the most important one. Which one? Don't make a bank loan. Robbing a bank would have been something serious, but this isn't serious. Go to the basement. Vlad Muşat. What do you want? They sent me from above. You are lucky today, it is full in Hell. Go to that long hallway and turn left on Friday, complete the 666 requests and choose what you will reincarnate in. We have stork, badger, foal. Alright. Ah, if you had chosen Heaven as well!
(Translated by Diana Simulescu / University of Bucharest, Faculty of Foreign Languages and Literatures, MTTLC, year I / Corrected by Silvia Petrescu, coordinator of the translations)
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