So, everyone on that side of the table. You see yourself eating because I am doing my job. Andrei, I told you not to dress like the Boss. I wanted it to be red only centrally, passion, something well done. Luca, stop fussing, you're out of my camera. Why are you 12? Where is Petru? Is he guarding the entrance? Call him quickly because I rented the place by hour. Iuda, allow the man breathe a little, stop kissing him that much because I cannot see half of his face. After we're done, do not forget to give your approval for tagging you when I post in your walls.
(Translated by Emilia-Georgiana Călinescu / University of Bucharest, Faculty of Foreign Languages and Literatures, MTTLC, year I / Corrected by Silvia Petrescu, coordinator of the translations)
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