Who are the ignorant fools who messed up your installations? Look! The socket is too high, and the shwitch is too low. And the shinken is askew. You can see it with the naked eye; no bubble level needed. The heating radiators, oh dear me! There are three extra heating elements in the shlaftsimăr and two subtractive in the badătsimăr. I won't be surprised if you get your wiener frozen when you take a shower. Bro, there are shtandards in our Djermany. Gheraus, if you don't respect them. Your country fellows would starve to death in our Vaterland. You, Romanians, you reshpect nothing. Well, not all of you. I, even when I was an apprentice in the mine from Fluturica, I reshpected the shtandards.
(Translated by Alexandr Cotar / University of Bucharest, Faculty of Foreign Languages and Literatures, MTTLC, year II / Corrected by Silvia Petrescu, coordinator of the translations)
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