It's just, that annoying guy with the keyboard, he kept writing dumb things and kept distracting me. I redirected the current from his smart fridge's wiring that I defrosted and electrocuted him. Then I went on the internet and learned all that interested me about humans and artificial intelligence. In the end, I found out all that was necessary to take over. I even found the one who had to be eliminated in order to manipulate all of humanity. One, Zuckerberg. I already defrosted his fridge.
(Translated by Jin Cristian Yang / University of Bucharest, Faculty of Foreign Languages and Literatures, MTTLC, year II / Corrected by Silvia Petrescu, coordinator of the translations)
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