Sho bring 'em in to film 'em. Put yer hoodsh on yer face 'n git ya gunsh. Toy gunsh, o' course. Shtop yelling or the neighborsh will hear ya 'n I'll git 'nother dicket for dishturbing the peace. Thash right. Gitton yer kneesh 'n doncha make a shound. Oy, doncha grohwl or I'll shoot ye in the head. Reddy? Ish it on? Ello dear neighborsh, if ye keep drilling inme head atch night, I'll shoot ye between yer eyesh. Gigu 'ere ish my witnessh 'n sho ish my
brother-in-law Borel from the third floor. Shpit out the gag, man. Ye don wanch to. Bang.
(Translated by Cristina Șuică / University of Bucharest, Faculty of Foreign Languages and Literatures, MTTLC, year II / Corrected by Silvia Petrescu, coordinator of the translations)Real Fiction is a collective project started in 2013 by Florin Piersic Jr. The concept of Real Fiction continued to exist as a Facebook group, after a volume of stories was published at Humanitas Publishing House. (In November 2021, the group has 7.500 members.) The authors write ultra-short stories, with the texts limited to 500 characters (in Romanian, so the length of the English translation might be a little different) - a flash-fiction exercise on a topic that changes every few days. The group's coordinators are Florin Piersic Jr., Gabriel Molnar, Răzvan Penescu, and Luchian Abel. (Drawing by Adrian T. Roman)
Versiunea în română a acestui text se poate citi aici, în rubrica Ficțiuni Reale. 
