In my house, I want to be subdued. My name is Eugeniu Pustiu, I graduated theoretical high school, I also have an irredentist training in the most damn antique pugilistic places in the country, where I learned to take out teeth. I have a robust peninsula, I'm a vinyl male, capable of doing a big job. I have won quite a hefty sum out of zen gamblings and I'm looking to get a housewife who is having nice curves. We will have a heavenlike honeymoon, because I am also a polyfloral amateur beekeeper. Oh, and I want her to be a
quasi-virgin.(Translated by Zahra Kazemi / University of Bucharest, Faculty of Foreign Languages and Literatures, MTTLC, year II / Corrected by Silvia Petrescu, coordinator of the translations)Real Fiction is a collective project started in 2013 by Florin Piersic Jr. The concept of Real Fiction continued to exist as a Facebook group, after a volume of stories was published at Humanitas Publishing House. (In November 2021, the group has 7.500 members.) The authors write ultra-short stories, with the texts limited to 500 characters (in Romanian, so the length of the English translation might be a little different) - a flash-fiction exercise on a topic that changes every few days. The group's coordinators are Florin Piersic Jr., Gabriel Molnar, Răzvan Penescu, and Luchian Abel. (Drawing by Adrian T. Roman)
Versiunea în română a acestui text se poate citi aici, în rubrica Ficțiuni Reale. 
