Tchangan Three Arrows wants Molonga Large Hips, but Galosh Quick Foot won't give her to him until the first Erected Moon. Tchangan Three Arrows is not happy with the imposition and goes to Amen Long Balls, the shaman. Amen Long Balls, Molonga Large Hips wants me and can I take her if Galosh Quick Foot dies before the first Erected Moon? It's possible, but from what I know, Erected Moon hangs in Booty
Fuck-All's teepee. Apparently, Large Hips went there too. If this is the drill, I will take her after the first Erected Moon.
(Translated by Ana-Maria Denisa Neagu / University of Bucharest, Faculty of Foreign Languages and Literatures, MTTLC, year I / Corrected by Silvia Petrescu, coordinator of the translations)Real Fiction is a collective project started in 2013 by Florin Piersic Jr. The concept of Real Fiction continued to exist as a Facebook group, after a volume of stories was published at Humanitas Publishing House. (In November 2021, the group has 7.500 members.) The authors write ultra-short stories, with the texts limited to 500 characters (in Romanian, so the length of the English translation might be a little different) - a flash-fiction exercise on a topic that changes every few days. The group's coordinators are Florin Piersic Jr., Gabriel Molnar, Răzvan Penescu, and Luchian Abel. (Drawing by Adrian T. Roman)
Versiunea în română a acestui text se poate citi aici, în rubrica Ficțiuni Reale. 
