Good God knows what to do and how. In fact, He might be in cahoots with the devil 'cause He's nailing it. He's making her feel uneasy with those plump lips that keep talking and talking, he might be slowly heating her up in the heat between her legs. I don't know. What I do know is that I've came on a petty vacation. And here I am- still here after two years. I planned to get here, wake up only around 10, drink some coffee and saunter down the pavement. What has this stunning woman made out of it, beats me. The divine smell comes up at six and I go down right between her breasts. Ma che fai?
(Translated by Andra Daiana Păuna / University of Bucharest, Faculty of Foreign Languages and Literatures, MTTLC, year II / Corrected by Silvia Petrescu, coordinator of the translations)
Real Fiction is a collective project started in 2013 by Florin Piersic Jr. The concept of Real Fiction continued to exist as a Facebook group, after a volume of stories was published at Humanitas Publishing House. (In February 2022, the group has 7,950 members.) The authors write ultra-short stories, with the texts limited to 500 characters (in Romanian, so the length of the English translation might be a little different) - a flash-fiction exercise on a topic that changes every few days. The group's coordinators are Florin Piersic Jr., Gabriel Molnar, Răzvan Penescu, and Luchian Abel. (Drawing by Adrian T. Roman)
Versiunea în română a acestui text se poate citi aici, în rubrica Ficțiuni Reale.