Only they are in this club and they will never date. Exploring: what would they have done in this situation as parents, how do they deal with their exes (which they both have), what do they like to buy from Lidl (you haven't tried the pickled cucumbers). She likes to make sex in rooms where others sleep, he doesn't. At his place the apple trees have bloomed, here's the picture. She tells him how her new vibrator feels, her voice arouses him, his laughter and patience make her want it again, she would bite him a little. I can't talk next week, tell me more now, mmmmm.
(Translated by Ecaterina Bucovanu / University of Bucharest, Faculty of Foreign Languages and Literatures, MTTLC, year I / Corrected by Silvia Petrescu, coordinator of the translations)Real Fiction is a collective project started in 2013 by Florin Piersic Jr. The concept of Real Fiction continued to exist as a Facebook group, after a volume of stories was published at Humanitas Publishing House. (In May 2022, the group has 8,350 members.) The authors write ultra-short stories, with the texts limited to 500 characters (in Romanian, so the length of the English translation might be a little different) - a flash-fiction exercise on a topic that changes every few days. The group's coordinators are Florin Piersic Jr., Gabriel Molnar, Răzvan Penescu, and Luchian Abel. (Drawing by Adrian T. Roman)
Versiunea în română a acestui text se poate citi aici, în rubrica Ficțiuni Reale. 
