Based on the horoscope, yes. On the Chinese one and the Aztec, of course. Oh, and on the Indian one, \'cuz they's many of them and I trust them, even though they're Hindu in the head. I won't lift even a finger until I check the flower horoscope. Really, I really feel like a lily flower, even though they say I'd be a Mimosa. Finetti Sandu is a Mimosa in the morning on Proteveu, I feel like I can't hold it until he gets to Taurus. Oh no, I'm Scorpio, but I also follow others to see how Mercury messes up. Don't you know what retrograde is? Me neither, but it sounds nice.
(Translated by Denisa Stanciu / University of Bucharest, Faculty of Foreign Languages and Literatures, MTTLC, year I / Corrected by Silvia Petrescu, coordinator of the translations)Real Fiction is a collective project started in 2013 by Florin Piersic Jr. The concept of Real Fiction continued to exist as a Facebook group, after a volume of stories was published at Humanitas Publishing House. (In July 2022, the group has 8,750 members.) The authors write ultra-short stories, with the texts limited to 500 characters (in Romanian, so the length of the English translation might be a little different) - a flash-fiction exercise on a topic that changes every few days. The group's coordinators are Florin Piersic Jr., Gabriel Molnar, Răzvan Penescu, and Luchian Abel. (Drawing by Adrian T. Roman)
Versiunea în română a acestui text se poate citi aici, în rubrica Ficțiuni Reale. 
