Snow White toiled all day. Sometimes, she'd get horny at night, but she'd forgotten her vibrator at the castle. She tried vegetable substitutes but didn't get the desired effect. Then she thought of Dopey. It was a safe choice, he couldn't tell anyone. She kept him at home one day, making him believe he had a fever. Then she told him to take his clothes off. Dopey's eyes grew large. Not just his eyes. Then, he plunged into the lustful princess. He may be mute, but he does know how to pound, Snow White thought, satisfied. I don't need a prince anymore.
(Translated by Oana Ionescu / University of Bucharest, Faculty of Foreign Languages and Literatures, MTTLC, year I / Corrected by prof. dr. Nadina Vișan / Edited by Silvia Petrescu, coordinator of the translations)
Real Fiction is a collective project started in 2013 by Florin Piersic Jr. The concept of Real Fiction continued to exist as a Facebook group, after a volume of stories was published at Humanitas Publishing House. (In December 2022, the group has 9,880 members.) The authors write ultra-short stories, with the texts limited to 500 characters (in Romanian, so the length of the English translation might be a little different) - a flash-fiction exercise on a topic that changes every few days. The group's coordinators are Florin Piersic Jr., Gabriel Molnar, Răzvan Penescu, and Luchian Abel. (Drawing by Adrian T. Roman)
Versiunea în română a acestui text se poate citi aici, în rubrica Ficțiuni Reale.