Where you can find whatever floats your boot. It's a unilinguist antique shop where any business moon suffering from hatophobia can fondle his trambling geesmo with barb-arian emphyses. I hope I'm not stirring up creationist tearrors on the crocophagous brim of the diffigents who expect us to lie under the same hat in the opinionocracy. Evidently the feltric sailsman is a tweet witsy influenzer, a vindicative posting man arroganting poorish flatulence. The one in the win dough is me, a mediocre scribabbling ungnostic.
(Translated by Anca Cristina Georgiana Mihai / University of Bucharest, Faculty of Foreign Languages and Literatures, MTTLC, year II / Corrected by prof. dr. Nadina Vișan / Edited by Silvia Petrescu, coordinator of the translations)
Real Fiction is a collective project started in 2013 by Florin Piersic Jr. The concept of Real Fiction continued to exist as a Facebook group, after a volume of stories was published at Humanitas Publishing House. (In January 2023, the group has 10,220 members.) The authors write ultra-short stories, with the texts limited to 500 characters (in Romanian, so the length of the English translation might be a little different) - a flash-fiction exercise on a topic that changes every few days. The group's coordinators are Florin Piersic Jr., Gabriel Molnar, Răzvan Penescu, and Luchian Abel. (Drawing by Adrian T. Roman)
Versiunea în română a acestui text se poate citi aici, în rubrica Ficțiuni Reale.