Poor guys, pay attention to what I'm saying, I tell you this secret and you will be rich for life. The most delicious women are the ones in their eighties. Austrians. They have such fantasies, oh my God, you can screw them all night long and they will still want more. The age runs in their blood, as you may say. They already saw, know and did everything. Plus, the life span can be weakened with a surprise party, if you know what I mean. Your little key seems bigger in their rusty locks. If you grease it well, your pocket gets fat. Küsse dich.

(Translated by Ema-Teodora Rădulescu / University of Bucharest, Faculty of Foreign Languages and Literatures, MTTLC, year I / Corrected by Silvia Petrescu, coordinator of the translations)

Real Fiction is a collective project started in 2013 by Florin Piersic Jr. The concept of Real Fiction continued to exist as a Facebook group, after a volume of stories was published at Humanitas Publishing House. (In March 2023, the group has 10,790 members.) The authors write ultra-short stories, with the texts limited to 500 characters (in Romanian, so the length of the English translation might be a little different) - a flash-fiction exercise on a topic that changes every few days. The group's coordinators are Florin Piersic Jr., Gabriel Molnar, Răzvan Penescu, Luchian Abel, and Vlad Mușat. (Drawing by Adrian T. Roman)

Versiunea în română a acestui text se poate citi aici, în rubrica Ficțiuni Reale.

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