James Camerun already finished shooting \'bout ten more episodes of avatar. In the next one, he's bringing Aguaman, along with his fork. He'll join the avatars, cuz they were fighting a nudist avatar people. I'll leave their weapons up to your imagination. Afterwards, he'll make an episode where the blue avatars merge with the red avatar people by fucking each other, giving birth to some red-blue avatars with wool, just like sheep. The tragic end of the aquatic avatars occurs when they move to a building apartment in the capital and they run out of water. Final scene: flushing the toilet.

(Translated by Marta Fulga / University of Bucharest, Faculty of Foreign Languages and Literatures, MTTLC, year II / Corrected by Silvia Petrescu, coordinator of the translations)

Real Fiction is a collective project started in 2013 by Florin Piersic Jr. The concept of Real Fiction continued to exist as a Facebook group, after a volume of stories was published at Humanitas Publishing House. (In March 2023, the group has 10,790 members.) The authors write ultra-short stories, with the texts limited to 500 characters (in Romanian, so the length of the English translation might be a little different) - a flash-fiction exercise on a topic that changes every few days. The group's coordinators are Florin Piersic Jr., Gabriel Molnar, Răzvan Penescu, Luchian Abel, and Vlad Mușat. (Drawing by Adrian T. Roman)

Versiunea în română a acestui text se poate citi aici, în rubrica Ficțiuni Reale.

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