Nelida Holban
We're leaving the notary. What started in sickness and in health, in sorrow and in joyended by the agreement of both parties. We get into the car. You say, I want some gum too. In my backpack, chaotic as always: cigarettes, phone, charger, tissues, headphones, journal, keys, lipstick, so it would be a miracle to be able to find what I need in one try. I dig into the mess for a stray gum. You start chewing and say: it tastes like your perfume, Je reviens. No, you didn't get it right, I say looking ahead. My current perfume is Libre.
Lucian Domșa
It can't go on this way, sir, Ilie Moromeață declared, pounding the table with his fist. If it's anarchy, we should all know that. The king abdicates when we say. Can't you see how stupid you are? Cocoșitu faced him, taking a puff of his cigarette. I've been thinking all night and smoking tobacco. His Majesty will not leave because you want him to. There has to be a revolution or strike. A thousand workers would have to go on the streets and stop working. Even two thousand. What are you going to do then? I'll be damned, answered the other one, raising his wine glass.I'll call the Americans with their bombs.
Ana Maria Dobre-Nir
They met at a rally for universal income. As usual, Mike had with Eric. Lisa didn't like Eric. She kissed Mike passionately, on the mouth, a little too passionately, to make Eric roll his eyes. Mike's lips were soft and he had a tonguepiercing, which kept hitting her teeth. I really like your smell, she told him. You remind me of childhood. She smiled at him candidly, noticing Eric's look out of the corner of her eye. She understood now that he had been planning to get rid of her ever since.
(Translated by Bianca-Andreea Rîmboacă / University of Bucharest, Faculty of Foreign Languages and Literatures, MTTLC, year II / Corrected by Silvia Petrescu, coordinator of the translations)
Real Fiction is a collective project started in 2013 by Florin Piersic Jr. The concept of Real Fiction continued to exist as a Facebook group, after a volume of stories was published at Humanitas Publishing House. (In August 2023, the group has 11,680 members.) The authors write ultra-short stories, with the texts limited to 500 characters (in Romanian, so the length of the English translation might be a little different) - a flash-fiction exercise on a topic that changes every few days. The group's coordinators are Florin Piersic Jr., Gabriel Molnar, Răzvan Penescu, Luchian Abel, and Vlad Mușat. (Drawing by Adrian T. Roman)
Versiunea în română a acestui text se poate citi aici, în rubrica Ficțiuni Reale.