Iulia Anastasia Roșca
Girl, listen to me, 'cause I've been young but you haven't been old! You have some habits too out of place, this is why nobody falls in love with you. Stop wearing those down crutch point pants that make your under-wear visible. Comb your tails more often, 'cause you look like being dirty. The dog is a problem. You spend all day kissing it. You sleep on the same pillow, you take it everywhere with you like you were obsessed. And ,the worst of all, you're only eating in bed. Even soup, like you wouldn't be human. Well, what do you say? Did you take your head pills?
Alex Caragian
A character travels trough time and informs you about an event that must be avoided, which is also the only way his version that travelled in the past can disappear. They disappear because they wouldn't be able to find their meaning if the journey doesn't have a meaning. Considering the possibility of multiple realities, the event won't happen in a future if it lacks this present and the consequences of the endless events that could happen. This is how the mission will succeed. The problem is in what colour should be the time machine painted?
Marian Bircea
Big tension, intense atmosphere, the subtle look and the cigarette smoke. There were only the two of them. Friends and enemies at the same time. All of us have left them alone because a game like this shouldn't have strange nonsense. The bet is huge. Unimaginable huge. What do you have? Suits. I have two aces and two kings. What do you have? Wild suits. All queens, four in total, I have a romantic night ahead of me. So? The loser makes the call. Lovebug, take your clothes. Tonight you're sleeping at George's house. Did you lose me again at poker?
(Translated by Iuliana Mocanu / University of Bucharest, Faculty of Foreign Languages and Literatures, MTTLC, year II / Corrected by Silvia Petrescu, coordinator of the translations)
Real Fiction is a collective project started in 2013 by Florin Piersic Jr. The concept of Real Fiction continued to exist as a Facebook group, after a volume of stories was published at Humanitas Publishing House. (In August 2023, the group has 11,680 members.) The authors write ultra-short stories, with the texts limited to 500 characters (in Romanian, so the length of the English translation might be a little different) - a flash-fiction exercise on a topic that changes every few days. The group's coordinators are Florin Piersic Jr., Gabriel Molnar, Răzvan Penescu, Luchian Abel, and Vlad Mușat. (Drawing by Adrian T. Roman)
Versiunea în română a acestui text se poate citi aici, în rubrica Ficțiuni Reale.