15.01.2024

Florentina Ghițescu
Today is payday. When I was a child, I used to play and marvel at the world. Everything was new. The spoon, the remote control, the taste of blood when I hurt my finger, dandelions, and thistles. I started school, and the wonder continued. So many books, passionate teachers who told me about mathematics and physics, about Giordano Bruno and Leonardo. I found a job, and all the passion and enthusiasm were shattered by a scrap of paper - the pay check. Money evaporates like dandelion fluff.

Paul Dârvariu
That's how we were after the graduation banquet. We were getting ready to leave when Titi stopped us: Wait, I'll be right back. He returned with a jug of Cabernet. We didn't go to bed anymore. At 7, we started the traditional caroling of the girls' dormitories in Pușkin: Gaudeamus igitur, juvenes dum sumus.The girls came to the windows, clapped, and threw notes. One was for me: Coca, biology, year 2, room 406. Oh, how destiny works, Coca! I wonder how our lives would have been if I had just had one less glass?

 Diana Andrasi Zarnoveanu
Like any lady of disputed origins, Josephina ordered all sorts of intricate recipes: pheasant soufflé, lamb à la Malmaison, cheese gratin in a red wine bath, and other wonders worthy of Tongue-Twister's dictionary. With the emperor, however, it was much simpler for me because he would call me from in front of the window, hand on hip as if he were ordering a painting from me, not a plate of food. Three words shouted like on the battlefield: Cook, Béchamel sauce. Cook, canard bleu. Gastronomy of the gun powder and of the Jacobine dust.

(Translated by Alin-Marian Mărgescu / University of Bucharest, Faculty of Foreign Languages and Literatures, MTTLC, year II / Corrected by Silvia Petrescu, coordinator of the translations)


Real Fiction is a collective project started in 2013 by Florin Piersic Jr. The concept of Real Fiction continued to exist as a Facebook group, after a volume of stories was published at Humanitas Publishing House. (In September 2023, the group has 11,820 members.) The authors write ultra-short stories, with the texts limited to 500 characters (in Romanian, so the length of the English translation might be a little different) - a flash-fiction exercise on a topic that changes every few days. The group's coordinators are Florin Piersic Jr., Gabriel Molnar, Răzvan Penescu, Luchian Abel, and Vlad Mușat. (Drawing by Adrian T. Roman)

Versiunea în română a acestui text se poate citi aici, în rubrica Ficțiuni Reale.

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