29.07.2024

Alex Caragian
I decided to make my own Gramatik. I started with tenses and who doesn't like it is also a joke with tenses. Verba volant, the poverty of man; tempus fugit, oh, what shall I do, God? Is it irreparable that who worked you to the times? Time almost gone, not quite gone, you can still cut 2-3 leaves. The simple present, it's the Romanian present, poor, I'm in. The present perfect, for Yoghini. The not present, when you're not really present. The future, for procrastinators, is never going to be conjugated.

Ana-Maria Butuza
Since he moved to this village forgotten by the world, it seems he lives in another time and his only soul is almost a widow. You're dear to me, woman, he found himself saying to her without thinking and looked deep into her soul, penetrating it as if into purgatory or another life. She closed her eyes laughing, forcing him back to the present time where she does nothing more than rouse his indignation, because she is a crazy peasant, talking loudly and biting her nails, but she keeps him rooted in reality and that is his punishment.

 Gabriel Rusu
That autumn, our nation showed complete unity. Fed up with the same incompetents who were doing nothing but harm to the country, citizens boycotted the vote. And so, on election day, the President's term expired for good. The political class also slowly, slowly fell apart, with the last politicians brutally killing each other for non-existent power. Since they are ruling themselves, people sleep more peacefully even if they don't know where they are going. Wake up Romanian, another day begins.

(Translated by Florina Șamata / University of Bucharest, Faculty of Foreign Languages and Literatures, MTTLC, year II / Corrected by Silvia Petrescu, coordinator of the translations)


Real Fiction is a collective project started in 2013 by Florin Piersic Jr. The concept of Real Fiction continued to exist as a Facebook group, after a volume of stories was published at Humanitas Publishing House. (In February 2024, the group has 12,700 members.) The authors write ultra-short stories, with the texts limited to 500 characters (in Romanian, so the length of the English translation might be a little different) - a flash-fiction exercise on a topic that changes every few days. The group's coordinators are Florin Piersic Jr., Gabriel Molnar, Răzvan Penescu, Luchian Abel, and Vlad Mușat. (Drawing by Adrian T. Roman)

Versiunea în română a acestui text se poate citi aici, în rubrica Ficțiuni Reale.

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