Ionuț Morariu
There when two or three summed in my name, there is a mole. That also happened in that day. She told me from the beginning. Ubi sum, ibi sacrilegium est. But I didn't believe her. Until I realized that we are too many people in the bedroom and that anybody know the card pin. But not this is the meaning of divorce. Out Father said that in the shadow of the old moles there is no erect penis, every secret is shared. That I took a bouquet of snowdrops and i told her: I'm leaving you for the weasel.
Titela Durnea
You are good for nothing, yo. Not even the fart and the burb are not OK. Street sweeper is written on your forehead. Come hear to hell and spread bird feces, learn from this hens beacause its are wiser. Since then Petre buried in night. To litsten to the mind, not the punch. Today is DAYLIGHT at last. He took the residency. In the rear-view mirror he saw the tear remained in the deep wrinkle. Peter smiles. He spread the hate at the same time with the bird feces. Father you will enjoy the time at us.
Costică Tihan
You are good for nothing, yo. Not even the fart and the burb are not OK. Street sweeper is written on your forehead. Come hear to hell and spread bird feces, learn from this hens beacause its are wiser. Since then Petre buried in night. To litsten to the mind, not the punch. Today is DAYLIGHT at last. He took the residency. In the rear-view mirror he saw the tear remained in the deep wrinkle. Peter smiles. He spread the hate at the same time with the bird feces. Father you will enjoy the time at us.
(Translated by Ema-Teodora Rădulescu / University of Bucharest, Faculty of Foreign Languages and Literatures, MTTLC, year II / Corrected by Silvia Petrescu, coordinator of the translations)
Real Fiction is a collective project started in 2013 by Florin Piersic Jr. The concept of Real Fiction continued to exist as a Facebook group, after a volume of stories was published at Humanitas Publishing House. (In April 2024, the group has 12,860 members.) The authors write ultra-short stories, with the texts limited to 500 characters (in Romanian, so the length of the English translation might be a little different) - a flash-fiction exercise on a topic that changes every few days. The group's coordinators are Florin Piersic Jr., Gabriel Molnar, Răzvan Penescu, Luchian Abel, and Vlad Mușat. (Drawing by Adrian T. Roman)
Versiunea în română a acestui text se poate citi aici, în rubrica Ficțiuni Reale.