08.11.2025

Ana Maria Dobre-Nir
Baba Yaga threw her potions inside a ragged sack, put on a femme fatale masque and got out on the highway. With a wide smile, she raised a bony finger. A black car stopped by. The driver was the Wolf, this time dressed in a suit, looking at her beguilingly. Going up town? she asked. Only if you don't smell like a grandma, he grinned. Baba Yaga smiled. The door closed and the car started off, leaving behind a smell of burnt forest. Sweet Dreams Are Made of This started playing on the radio and the Wolf turned up the volume, tapping his polished claws to the beat.

Paul Dârvariu
that is praised do not go to the tree.[1] Or so that old saying goes. I didn't do as it said. Why did I have to go to the Christmas recital with my Louis Vuitton bag? When my turn came, Santa whispered to me: sit on my lap. I did as he told me and I could feel everything he had in his pockets: the phone, the keys and something else. Have you been good? I have, Santa. Good, Honeybunch, you'll get the gift that you deserve. He rummaged through the sack and took out a tiny box. All I could find inside was a note saying: Do you remember what you did to me in that teambuilding in Bușteni?


[1] pun upon the Romanian saying La pomul lăudat să nu te duci cu sacul (translated literally as To the praised tree, do not go with the sack)


 Sara Ungureanu
He had first tried it out of curiosity. It's just a one-time thing, I'll be fine, I'm young, he thought. The second time, he had told himself it would be the last, and from the fifth time on, he lost the count. First, he sold the TV, then the refrigerator. A few months later, he ended up on the streets. It was him alone, with the sleeping bag which had belonged to his grandmother, which didn't even keep him warm, and the little kit in which he kept his needles. He was hanging around trying to get more, always more, it was never enough. That Christmas, he decided to increase the dose, he was celebrating. That was the last one.  


(Translated by Mara Scoroșanu / University of Bucharest, Faculty of Foreign Languages and Literatures, MTTLC, year I / Corrected by Silvia Petrescu, coordinator of the translations)


Real Fiction is a collective project started in 2013 by Florin Piersic Jr. The concept of Real Fiction continued to exist as a Facebook group, after a volume of stories was published at Humanitas Publishing House. (In February 2025, the group has 13,650 members.) The authors write ultra-short stories, with the texts limited to 500 characters (in Romanian, so the length of the English translation might be a little different) - a flash-fiction exercise on a topic that changes every few days. The group's coordinators are Florin Piersic Jr., Gabriel Molnar, Răzvan Penescu, Luchian Abel, Monica Aldea, and Vlad Mușat. (Drawing by Adrian T. Roman)

Versiunea în română a acestui text se poate citi aici, în rubrica Ficțiuni Reale.

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