Ana Maria Dobre-Nir
I tightened the gunny sack around my cane. I could have sworn I had left it on the chair by the door. But it wasn't there. Above the mirror, Amalia's photo smiled at me. She always said not to forget the bread. I had gone down the stairs, but they seemed steeper. On the way, I passed the bakery. Twice. When I got back home, Amalia was there. You forgot the bread, she said. I laughed. I had already eaten. I showed her the bag, full. She smiled. Or maybe I just imagined it. Her shadow danced on the wall, stretched by the evening's dim light.
Irina-Ana Drobot
I was learning traffic signs. I drove in my imagination since I hadn't yet gotten my license - or a car, for that matter. Instead, I walked the streets I planned to drive on later. I practiced yielding and identifying the right-of-way in intersections. Eventually, as a pedestrian, I needed a reference for all this practice. I played both the car and the pedestrian. I gave way to a sunbeam. It was too beautiful a day.
Yuka Brevi
My services, at a modest price - online or face-to-face, one-to-one or in mass-to help you handle (and endure) the infernal traffic, are available. I am a Stress-Free Driving Trainer, and I start with simple questions: How many mother-related curses can you recall? How about combinations with movement verbs? Construction or religious references - rubble, baptismal fonts, saint's relics? I use therapies with constellations and regressions into the ancestors' past - those patient, fearless souls who once yielded the right of way to buffalo herds on the prairie.
(Translated by Andreea-Nicoleta Ban / University of Bucharest, Faculty of Foreign Languages and Literatures, MTTLC, year I / Corrected by Silvia Petrescu, coordinator of the translations)
Real Fiction is a collective project started in 2013 by Florin Piersic Jr. The concept of Real Fiction continued to exist as a Facebook group, after a volume of stories was published at Humanitas Publishing House. (In February 2025, the group has 13,650 members.) The authors write ultra-short stories, with the texts limited to 500 characters (in Romanian, so the length of the English translation might be a little different) - a flash-fiction exercise on a topic that changes every few days. The group's coordinators are Florin Piersic Jr., Gabriel Molnar, Răzvan Penescu, Luchian Abel, Monica Aldea, and Vlad Mușat. (Drawing by Adrian T. Roman)
Versiunea în română a acestui text se poate citi aici, în rubrica Ficțiuni Reale.
