11.02.2026

Mona Zelenco
I had felt attracted to Asian girls since I was little, ever since I listened to Bowie on repeat, with his China Girl. Once in Manhattan, I couldn't avoid the small town in the big city. The steps quickly carried me to a club that promised fulfilled dreams. The swaying of Asian goddesses fascinated and awakened impulses in the palms that threw banknotes. I chose the best one. I could feel the attraction in the oblique glances. Enthusiastically, I tried to kiss her, when I heard, Nu pi gură[1]. I was about to swallow my native Romanian tongue. I will no longer underestimate the chameleon power of women.


[1] "Nu pi gură" - Romanian dialectal expression (mostly rural or regional) - Not on the mouth.

Alexandra Buhudini
The village was tiny - like a colorful patch on the elbow of a clown with no circus. Instead of a moon, a funny ship watched over it. High up, among the circuits, lived Ah-Kum, a monotheistic God, in a kimono, who loved a terracotta soldier. She kept a logbook in the cubby by the control panel. Tired of loneliness, she chewed a quantum coil, exploded and turned to ash. She flew to the four horizons and stopped in the pit of Xi'an. She settled on Ah-Tun Chi's lips. He was now guarding, with his terracotta smile, a SF love story.

 Yuka Brevi
Depressed, in one evening, I take the car and drive without direction. I get out of the crowded city, I arrive in front of high gates. I go in. I reluctantly sit down at a table in a modest place, with paper lanterns and red dragons on the walls. Lee something-or-other. He immediately sees the sadness on my face and brings me a sweet blue tea. I drink it all and, suddenly, I feel small, very small. Lee, look! A big, white mountain. It's just a grain of rice. Lee, what's this black thing? A stupid fly. Avoid it, nín, he tells me with good intentions.


(Translated by Eliza Radu / University of Bucharest, Faculty of Foreign Languages and Literatures, MTTLC, year I / Corrected by Silvia Petrescu, coordinator of the translations)


Real Fiction is a collective project started in 2013 by Florin Piersic Jr. The concept of Real Fiction continued to exist as a Facebook group, after a volume of stories was published at Humanitas Publishing House. (In March 2025, the group has 13,700 members.) The authors write ultra-short stories, with the texts limited to 500 characters (in Romanian, so the length of the English translation might be a little different) - a flash-fiction exercise on a topic that changes every few days. The group's coordinators are Florin Piersic Jr., Gabriel Molnar, Răzvan Penescu, Luchian Abel, Monica Aldea, and Vlad Mușat. (Drawing by Adrian T. Roman)

Versiunea în română a acestui text se poate citi aici, în rubrica Ficțiuni Reale.

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