30.04.2026

Ana Maria Dobre-Nir
It was pitch dark, just like last time. I undressed, my skin twitching in the dense air. I lay down on the mattress. He was there, but there was also a woman. He asked me to inhale deeply and exhale through my mouth. The warm oil touched my abdomen. They began to massage me, slowly, ritually. Every pain is a door, he told me. Tears came. I hadn't mourned my father. I was crying now, breathing, contorting. The screams came out of my bones. He drank them in. I was melting. And yes, I was jealous, silent, burning of my own liberation.

 Pompilian Tofilescu
Goats eat anything, they say. And it truly is so. Mine even eats the weeds from the cracks in the sidewalks, to the point where I pray that it doesn't give the municipality the idea to fix them. And the leftovers from the pizza brought by the guy from Glovo. She eats the cardboard too. I bought it when it was small to save a few bucks. For the milk, for the cheese. Because of the inflation... Now that it's grown, I milk it every day, but not a drop of milk comes out. I don't know what the hell is wrong with her. The neighbor says it's a billy goat, but I don't believe him. That's just him being jealous of the neighbor's goat.

 Cristian Palade
Smartass and Madman are arguing fiercely. S is building a new house by himself. M is doing the same. S is sure his will be more beautiful because he's an architect. M is convinced his will be cooler because he's an engineer. In the end, M thinks the house of S is more beautiful and vice versa. Both of them lose their temper. S storms into the house of M and demolishes it. M doesn't back down and tears down the house of S. Finally, the two calm down, share their pieces again, and start a new game.


(Translated by Laura-Monica Doroiman / University of Bucharest, Faculty of Foreign Languages and Literatures, MTTLC, year I / Corrected by Silvia Petrescu, coordinator of the translations)


Real Fiction is a collective project started in 2013 by Florin Piersic Jr. The concept of Real Fiction continued to exist as a Facebook group, after a volume of stories was published at Humanitas Publishing House. (In May 2025, the group has 13,775 members.) The authors write ultra-short stories, with the texts limited to 500 characters (in Romanian, so the length of the English translation might be a little different) - a flash-fiction exercise on a topic that changes every few days. The group's coordinators are Florin Piersic Jr., Gabriel Molnar, Răzvan Penescu, Luchian Abel, Monica Aldea, and Vlad Mușat. (Drawing by Adrian T. Roman)

Versiunea în română a acestui text se poate citi aici, în rubrica Ficțiuni Reale.

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