Yes, buddy, we're gonna play it as it lays. We'll see what the chick she is coming with looks like and we'll decide on the spot which one we choose to hook up with. I mean, mine looks hottie in the pics, but what if there were old pics? Or what if the other is a whizzbang? No, old pal, I have clinched the deal, I'll go first. You may give it a pass, but I'll score it, got it? You are ready to drool over any fat ass anyway, d'you know what I mean? But you're my buddy, I won't let you down. I'll get you fixed up, trust me. Now hush, they're here. Gosh, I'll be blowed, they're twins!
(Translated by Elena-Carmen Bobocescu / University of Bucharest, Faculty of Foreign Languages and Literatures, MTTLC, year II / Corrected by Silvia Petrescu, coordinator of the translations)
Real Fiction is a collective project started in 2013 by Florin Piersic Jr. The concept of Real Fiction continued to exist as a Facebook group, after a volume of stories was published at Humanitas Publishing House. (In March 2021, the group has 4.500 members.) The authors write ultra-short stories, with the texts limited to 500 characters (in Romanian, so the length of the English translation might be a little different) - a flash-fiction exercise on a topic that changes every few days. The group's coordinators are Florin Piersic Jr., Gabriel Molnar, and Luchian Abel. (Drawing by Adrian T. Roman)
Versiunea în română a acestui text se poate citi aici, în rubrica Ficţiuni Reale.