Sunday morning the telephone was ringing off the hook. Hello, yes. Hello, Robert? Ya' piece of shit, how could ya'? Ya' really think I'm the dumbest bitch ever? To play me like that? Wait a minute, I don't think. Wait what, ya' moron? Listen here, take the nonsense out of your head. And know that from this day you and I are O V E R. Woozy how I was, just woken up from my sleep, I felt like the next to last human on Earth. Like the last one I'm sure she felt when she realized she got the wrong number.
(Translated by Paula-Silvia Codescu / University of Bucharest, Faculty of Foreign Languages and Literatures, MTTLC, year I / Corrected by Silvia Petrescu, coordinator of the translations)
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