So, did you edit them? Yes, checked. Well, come on! Who steals an egg today will steal again tomorrow. Don't make yourselves new faces, you idiots! Lie only when it's absolutely necessary. Don't try to steal your neighbor's goat. Wtf, Moses, are you kidding me, what the hell are those? Everyone is trying to undress me, and now you? Come on. I can explain. The tablets were hard. Were, Moses, were, not was. Sorry. Were. I dropped two of them on my foot and the rest rolled down the valley. So, I used my memory. No problem, I saved them in cloud. Amen.
(Translated by Diana Simulescu / University of Bucharest, Faculty of Foreign Languages and Literatures, MTTLC, year I / Corrected by Silvia Petrescu, coordinator of the translations)
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