Man, middle age, owner of a driver's license and a personal car, I don't overdrink, I don't smoke, I drive cautiously, I can cook (including polenta, sandwiches, picnic snacks). I am well organized, punctual, clean and I care about other's needs. I am calm, unaggressive and I like interesting discussions on any subject, going out or relaxing in nature. Women would better hold back because my wife is already enough. I am looking for a compatible man: generous, careful, patient, with his own tools as a fishing partner.
(Translated by Diana Simulescu / University of Bucharest, Faculty of Foreign Languages and Literatures, MTTLC, year I / Corrected by Silvia Petrescu, coordinator of the translations)
Versiunea în română a acestui text se poate citi aici, în rubrica Ficţiuni Reale.