05.05.2021

It took me so long to find you! By mistake, I turned right at the market. A kind gentleman helped me to get to the office. He was also coming here, one floor above. So, my breast implants are way too happy. Every time a man touches me, my breasts start jumping happily. Please, doctor, do something about it. By the way, what kind of medical office is the one above us? Because the gentleman invited me over for a coffee and I would like to know what kind of problems he has. Psychological office "The Sad Penis"? You know what, you can leave my breasts like this. Perhaps I can heal that man.

(Translated by Diana Simulescu / University of Bucharest, Faculty of Foreign Languages and Literatures, MTTLC, year I / Corrected by Silvia Petrescu, coordinator of the translations)


Real Fiction is a collective project started in 2013 by Florin Piersic Jr. The concept of Real Fiction continued to exist as a Facebook group, after a volume of stories was published at Humanitas Publishing House. (In March 2021, the group has 4.300 members.) The authors write ultra-short stories, setting their texts within the limit of 500 symbols (in Romanian language, so in English the limit might be a little different) - a flash-fiction exercise with an almost daily changed topic. The group's coordinators are Florin Piersic Jr., Gabriel Molnar, and Luchian Abel. (Drawing by Adrian T. Roman)

Versiunea în română a acestui text se poate citi aici, în rubrica Ficţiuni Reale.

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