Listen, girl, let me tell you what I did. I arrived home. I put the ram on the barbecue. I put nicely on the table humus, tabbouleh, poppadoms, red wine, everything he likes. I shred and mixed in the salad the pill you gave me. I took a bath in salts, oils and bubbles. I shaved, oiled and put eyeshadow on. I slipped into the sexy lingerie. My boobs look alright. My lifted and tasty butt is noticeable. Now I'm waiting for him. If I am not pleased this time either I'll screw this and go to my mother.
(Translated by Mălina Ţîru / University of Bucharest, Faculty of Foreign Languages and Literatures, MTTLC, year II / Corrected by Silvia Petrescu, coordinator of the translations)
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