Girl, for me it fits. Even with multiples. For example, I always get my period every 26 days. Precisely. You say this isn't bad luck? As if. In those days I miss the best dates. If I put in the broth, let's say, 637 beans, I get bloated for sure. What I pass the giant mansion on the 39th, I turn my head, so I don't see the number. And I cross the street, so I don't get hit by a pot. For a while, it started working with submultiples too. Tonight I'm meeting with a cool guy. He is surely 6.5. Ha, ha, ha. Inches, you say? Lord, please.
(Translated by Andreea Zofotă / University of Bucharest, Faculty of Foreign Languages and Literatures, MTTLC, year I / Corrected by Silvia Petrescu, coordinator of the translations)
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