Want to know what I think about you? Do you really want to? Ok. I'll tell you. It annoys me that you throw your socks around the house, that you leave your cup of coffee on the nightstand, that you forget to lower the toilet lid every time, it drives me crazy that you pinch my butt when I pass by you, each snore of yours that disturbs my sleep pisses me off, I can't stand that you eat too fast, that at night you hug me too tight, that you sit for minutes on the balcony staring at the moon. I actually wanted to tell you that I love you.
(Translated by Andreea Zofotă / University of Bucharest, Faculty of Foreign Languages and Literatures, MTTLC, year I / Corrected by Silvia Petrescu, coordinator of the translations)
Versiunea în română a acestui text se poate citi aici, în rubrica Ficţiuni Reale.