An only dish to eat throughout all your existence, without getting fat, without having an insufficiency of vitamins and minerals necessary for a healthy and good life, and without feeling sick - that is what I will revolutionize the food industry with, and, at the same time, will have an impact on everybody's lives. Because I'm very close to reaching this goal, which began with an exercise of gourmandism and imagination, I want to let you know that from now on and until forever, you'll all eat cherry sponge cake for the rest of your lives.
(Translated by Alexandr Cotar / University of Bucharest, Faculty of Foreign Languages and Literatures, MTTLC, year II / Corrected by Silvia Petrescu, coordinator of the translations)
Versiunea în română a acestui text se poate citi aici, în rubrica Ficţiuni Reale.