Do it, motherfucker, fuc, k, with fire, I would kiss and eat your little eyes of beautiful and swarthy, what, you laugh at me like a fool in the sun, what have you done, what are you saying, I'll punch you in a bit, let's see what you can do, you're weak, you have no balls, do you? K, KO. Man, what are you doing? Say, would you buy me a beer, or something? No. Fukk you, uu, you don't have money in your pockets, are you pour? What's wrong with you, are you a warthog, what's got into you now, on New Year's Eve? Man, what do you want? I want to not have the tourettes turned on to the maximum next year, dii, ck, what, to be or not to be? That's it. OMG.
(Translated by Mălina Ioana Butaru / University of Bucharest, Faculty of Foreign Languages and Literatures, MTTLC, year I / Corrected by Silvia Petrescu, coordinator of the translations)
Real Fiction is a collective project started in 2013 by Florin Piersic Jr. The concept of Real Fiction continued to exist as a Facebook group, after a volume of stories was published at Humanitas Publishing House. (In January 2022, the group has 7.830 members.) The authors write ultra-short stories, with the texts limited to 500 characters (in Romanian, so the length of the English translation might be a little different) - a flash-fiction exercise on a topic that changes almost daily. The group's coordinators are Florin Piersic Jr., Gabriel Molnar, Răzvan Penescu, and Luchian Abel. (Drawing by Adrian T. Roman)
Versiunea în română a acestui text se poate citi aici, în rubrica Ficțiuni Reale.