You crazy bitch, banger has four ring front and four ring rear, on da trunk. This be a A8 and all da fools out there know it's dadopest car straight out da dopest brand Haudi, but they won't admit it. Don't yo ass be sitting on real leather shit? And Adi Minune be blastin' loud? Dose be dem Haman Candon type speaker dem real pimps listen to on them pimp ass Caddys. So shut yo mouth dis ride be worth the money. In six months hustle in Sweden we got dem dollars back.
(Translated by Oana-Roxana Dicilea / University of Bucharest, Faculty of Foreign Languages and Literatures, MTTLC, year I / Corrected by Silvia Petrescu, coordinator of the translations)Real Fiction is a collective project started in 2013 by Florin Piersic Jr. The concept of Real Fiction continued to exist as a Facebook group, after a volume of stories was published at Humanitas Publishing House. (In February 2022, the group has 7,950 members.) The authors write ultra-short stories, with the texts limited to 500 characters (in Romanian, so the length of the English translation might be a little different) - a flash-fiction exercise on a topic that changes every few days. The group's coordinators are Florin Piersic Jr., Gabriel Molnar, Răzvan Penescu, and Luchian Abel. (Drawing by Adrian T. Roman)
Versiunea în română a acestui text se poate citi aici, în rubrica Ficțiuni Reale. 
