Mary's right tit. She baptized me after her ex. She baptized different parts of her body after her many boyfriends who were intent on details. Just like Johnny, who would kiss me all day long. Understandable. I have a beautiful pink nip/ teat, and I was a perfect size. But, after they broke up, Mary expanded me and Ion, the left tit. She's now strangling us in small sized brassieres, we're full of bruises. But payback will come. She's having yoga class today. We'll strangle her when she does the candlestick. Namaste everybody.
(Translated by R.C. / University of Bucharest, Faculty of Foreign Languages and Literatures, MTTLC, year II / Corrected by Silvia Petrescu, coordinator of the translations)
Real Fiction is a collective project started in 2013 by Florin Piersic Jr. The concept of Real Fiction continued to exist as a Facebook group, after a volume of stories was published at Humanitas Publishing House. (In March 2021, the group has 4.300 members.) The authors write ultra-short stories, with the texts limited to 500 characters (in Romanian, so the length of the English translation might be a little different) - a flash-fiction exercise on a topic that changes every few days. The group's coordinators are Florin Piersic Jr., Gabriel Molnar, and Luchian Abel. (Drawing by Adrian T. Roman)
Versiunea în română a acestui text se poate citi aici, în rubrica Ficţiuni Reale. 
