Come on, come on, pee on me. Yes, what a bitch you are. Wait, I'll jump on you. Take a tongue. Here's what drives me crazy. Hey, come on. Fuck the woman, don't kiss her anymore so you don't go to the army. Come on, put my collar on. Take another tongue. Where are you going? You have your phone. What an air of director you have. Dude, I'm pissing on myself. Come get that key and open the door. So, get your hands on the doorknob. Noo, where are you going again? Balls, take me out once. How surprised he looked. Fainted. Oops. I think I said it out loud. I piss on him.
(Translated by Bianca Dumitru / University of Bucharest, Faculty of Foreign Languages and Literatures, MTTLC, year I / Corrected by Silvia Petrescu, coordinator of the translations)
Real Fiction is a collective project started in 2013 by Florin Piersic Jr. The concept of Real Fiction continued to exist as a Facebook group, after a volume of stories was published at Humanitas Publishing House. (In March 2021, the group has 4.300 members.) The authors write ultra-short stories, with the texts limited to 500 characters (in Romanian, so the length of the English translation might be a little different) - a flash-fiction exercise on a topic that changes almost daily. The group's coordinators are Florin Piersic Jr., Gabriel Molnar, and Luchian Abel. (Drawing by Adrian T. Roman)
Versiunea în română a acestui text se poate citi aici, în rubrica Ficţiuni Reale.