Is "pants off" on the list? The one in which one goes to his neighbor in his underwear and asks for a cup of oil? What do you mean, could we have these as well? I won't get undressed in front of anyone. I thought these were only for them so that we can see something nice. Let's change them, please, we will make fun of ourselves. We'd better use the other 10 commandments, the simple ones. Here they are. Drink down a bottle of beer. Smoke 3 cigarettes at a time. Take out the trash with a plastic bag on your head and a candle in your hand. Leave this one that says "burb the alphabet".
(Translated by Diana Simulescu / University of Bucharest, Faculty of Foreign Languages and Literatures, MTTLC, year I / Corrected by Silvia Petrescu, coordinator of the translations)
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