Dude, I had one guy today. A truck driver. As large as the door, but shy. I told him: hit me, cause you don't hit your mother. He tore me up, really. No kidding. Yeah, girl, he blocked my mileage, so to speak. I'll have a break at matinee tomorrow, cause my little pussy is broken. Well done, kitty. Girl, don't you have a client? Pfff. Yes. The actor is about to come. Aoow. The hurried one. Five minutes, shower included. Don't laugh, girl. Last time I told him: if you take it out, I'll take your eyes off. But how to get along with him? Shit, he's at the door. I'll call you in 15. Kisses.

(Translated by Anca Cristina Ilie / University of Bucharest, Faculty of Foreign Languages and Literatures, MTTLC, year II / Corrected by Silvia Petrescu, coordinator of the translations)

Real Fiction is a collective project started in 2013 by Florin Piersic Jr. The concept of Real Fiction continued to exist as a Facebook group, after a volume of stories was published at Humanitas Publishing House. (In October 2021, the group has 7.275 members.) The authors write ultra-short stories, with the texts limited to 500 characters (in Romanian, so the length of the English translation might be a little different) - a flash-fiction exercise on a topic that changes every few days. The group's coordinators are Florin Piersic Jr., Gabriel Molnar, Răzvan Penescu, and Luchian Abel. (Drawing by Adrian T. Roman)

Versiunea în română a acestui text se poate citi aici, în rubrica Ficțiuni Reale.

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