Hello. Good day, I wish to speak with Mr. Iulian Sîrbu. I heard that you were thinking of leaving the Real Fictions group because of me. I called you to say that it was no mockery involved, it was just a joke. I thought you would take it as a challenge. Eh, maybe I didn't express myself as I should've. I hope you'll think about it and don't take a rushed decision. Hello. Do you hear me? What the hell? This phone, doesn't even have a wire. Where is that alien rambling when you need him?
(Translated by Ioana Negrea / University of Bucharest, Faculty of Foreign Languages and Literatures, MTTLC, year I / Corrected by Silvia Petrescu, coordinator of the translations)
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